How Area 51 Helped Me Sell My Truck in Westminster
Did I ever tell you about the time I wanted to sell my truck in Westminster? Well, suddenly in the middle of the night I changed my mind and decided it was best if I drove out to the middle of Vegas and tried to sell it. On the way to Vegas, I decided to pull off at some place with a sign that said Area 51 just to take a short nap before driving further. I was so tired I fell fast asleep. 15 minutes later, I awoke and my 2 ton truck was being lifted by a huge bright yellow laser beam into the air! My truck and I were heading towards some sort of unidentified flying saucer, and all I could hear was this loud whirring noise. Once inside, I was greeted by these little 3 foot tall creatures with large black eyes and oblong heads that made strange noises instead of words.
They tried to make me get on some sort of table to observe me, but I jumped off when I saw the scalpels! I tried to tell them “I just want to sell my truck in Westminster, can you help me”? They just looked at me strangely, so I pointed to my truck. Seeing my frustration, one of the creatures went over to this big screen with a keyboard, apparently a translator and started typing into to it. What he typed came up on the screen in English, so I read it. It said: WHAT DO YOU WANT? So I went up to the keyboard and wrote: I NEED SOME HELP TO SELL MY TRUCK IN WESTMINSTER. They wrote back: HAVE YOU HEARD OF CASH4USEDCARS.NET? I wrote : NO. They pulled up pictures on the screen of different kinds of trucks, Toyotas, Dodges, GMCs, Nissans, and Fords. They typed that I could also call the toll free number at 800-946-7700 if I wanted to do that instead. I told them I would call right away if they let me and my truck go. They went for it! As the laser beam was lowering me back onto the middle of Highway 15, I could not get over how easily I had tricked the aliens into letting me go!
I drove home as fast as I could, avoiding all CHP of course! When I got home, I typed in I want to sell my truck in Westminster and the website came up. I filled out the form and got a response back shortly afterwards. This was way easier than I anticipated! By the end of the day I had cash in my hand, and the whole ordeal was way behind me and probably just a figment of my imagination!
You know I still chuckle at the fact that I thought I was never going to have ANY luck selling my truck way out there, and had it not been for the spaceship and those aliens that day, I would not have known about cash4usedcar.net! Sometimes you find luck in the darndest places! I still am not sure what really happened there. They must have erased some of my memory! I am just really happy that I could sell my truck in Westminster!
Every now and then I swear I hear the aliens and their unidentified flying saucer fly over my house, probably just to check up on me. I really have no idea how they ever found out where I lived, but I guess those aliens know everything! Maybe next time I can have them over for dinner and return the favor. I have kind of grown found of them!
