I Wanted to Sell My Lincoln to a Limo Company
I have to sell the thing. It's just so burdensome, a large vehicle in a small-vehicle society. I decided I had to sell my Lincoln after I saw that Al Gore movie about the global warming. It is a car meant for luxury, meant to be enjoyed on those nights out when everyone is wearing silk ties and swishy dresses. I had become quite attached to the big old guy, so it wasn't an easy thing for me to do. In the end I came to terms with it by calling it retirement and trying to sell my Lincoln to the limousine industry, so it could earn its own living.
A Poor Reception for My Lincoln
Now to be honest, I haven't always taken the best care of this huge automobile. Truly, it's a lot to love. However, I was never a smoker, and I kept the interior neat enough in order to impress girls. I gave it the most thorough detailing of its life, down to a toothbrush on the tires. It looked as good as it did on the showroom floor the day I bought it. Then I fell dead in the water. I looked online and all of the limo sites were so bright and flashy, I got confused within minutes.
So I turned to the yellow pages, in the hopes that a phone conversation would earn me more cred instantly. True to form, limo companies are a dirty bunch, and I had salesmen talking circles around me. What they don't understand is that overstimulation just shuts me down. I start to get motion sickness, and needless to say, my plan to sell my Lincoln to a limo company was a short-lived one at best.
Great Online Service
In retrospect, if I had tried this first I would have saved myself an entire day of detailing that beast, not to mention the sore back. All I had to do was fill out a quick online form, then I hung out in the garage and drank a beer while the guy from Cash4UsedCars.net took a look at my Lincoln. Before I was even finished with my first beer, he had a cash offer for me.
Seriously folks, I drank a beer in my own garage while I sold my car to Cash4UsedCars.net. No limo company is that cool.
